Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Taint by SL Jennings!

Hey Nikki!

Lol. Hey Lindsay! Doesn't that get old after a while? raised eyebrows

Never!!! winking

LOL. So, what book are we looking at today? that sounds FREAKING AWESOME

rolling on the floor Considering we say that about a lot of books (we are book whores), you'll have to narrow it down a little. 

*sigh* Fine. What happened to you being able to read my mind!?

Lol. With the number of books we're excited about, we'd be here all day! 

Ok. In the limitations of time, I'll get to the point... Today, we're shining a spotlight on the brand new book by SL Jennings....TAINT!


OMG. Seriously, I'm fangirling!!!! This book looks freaking awesome!!!! But alas, we were not one of the chosen to review it. 

Can I be perfectly honest about something? 


I do want to read this, but I'm glad we're not reviewing it for the blog tour. I want to read this at my own pace and not feel rushed through it for the blog tour. 

Ok, I can see that.

So, let's get this show on the road!

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:

Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods. 


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